So, I was watching the Lawrence Welk Show a few weeks ago, and this song came on. I thought it was so cool, that I went and looked up the lyrics. Unfortunately, just reading the words isn't as fun as listening to them being sung. I will have to find a recording of it somewhere... In Acapulco Chorus: If you're romantic, chum, Pack up your duds and come To Acapulco. You put your cares in hock And throw away your clock In Acapulco. Where you can be as lazy as a daisy drifting in a blue lagoon, You're wide awake at night, because you do your dreaming in the afternoon. You'll get a Latin glow Way down in Mehico, Below the border. And in a spot like this, If you refuse a kiss You're out of order. And when the moon is new, It's like a honeydew, Come on and get yourself a slice; And if you can't say Acapulco, Then you can call it Paradise. Patter: When you meet someone you like, You like to have a conversation, When you do not understand, It's such a touchy s